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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via pizza)

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via zackisontumblr)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic

(Source: scandalousdouchelord, via tommypickles)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via crystallized-teardrops)

girl: come over

guy: im gay

girl: my parents arent home

guy: im literally gay

anus:

spotting a hot person

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